Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines!

THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD, THAT WE ARE BEING LED TO BELIEVE,

IS TOO MANY BOMBS, BULLETS AND BABIES. IF WE STOP MANUFACTURING

THE LATTER, THE FORMER TWO WILL MAGICALLY GO AWAY!

THE CURRENT POLITICIANS AND PUNDITS FEEL THAT MANY AMERICAN

CITIZENS HAVE COME UP WITH A SPREADING INCURABLE DISEASE CALLED:

"THE TRUTH" - SYMPTOMS ARE; READING BETWEEN THE PROPAGANDIZED

LINES AND HAVING THE AUDACITY OF THINKING FOR THEMSELVES!

A few quotes that will aid those who long for a Progressive

Socialist (Marxist) "New Age" Society:

The bourgeois (middle class) society capital is independent and

has individuality, the living person (proletariat - laboring

class) is dependent and has no individuality! (Karl Marx (Marxism))

The (best) way to crush the Bourgeois (middle class) is to

grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation!

(Vladimir Lenin)

It is enough that the people know there is an election. The people

who cast the votes decide nothing! (Those who control the votes

decide everything).  (Joseph Stalin)

When you are skinning your customers (voters), you should

leave some skin on to heal, so that you can skin them again!

(Nikita Khrushchev)

All propaganda has to be popular and has to accomplish itself

to the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach (persuade)!

(Adolf Hitler)

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, the people

will eventually come to believe it. Thus, it becomes important

for the State (through a controlled media) to use all its

power to repress (control) any dissent.  For the (Truth) is the

mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the (Truth) is the

greatest enemy of the State! (Joseph Goebbels, Reich Minister

of Propaganda for NAZI Germany)

HE WHO LEARNS BUT DOES NOT THINK, IS LOST!  HE WHO THINKS

BUT DOES NOT LEARN, IS IN GREAT DANGER! (Confucius)

A few rules on how to become a successful politician in today's

Progressive Socialist (Marxist) "New Age" Society!

Never admit that you are a "Marxist"; instead, state that you

are a "Progressive".  Both, the Democratic and Republican

parties are filled with "Progressives".

Reach down to the ground, pick up a hand full of grass,

toss it into the air to see which way the political winds

are blowing, then go in that direction!

Tell the people what they want to hear, especially, if you

don't really care what they want.

If you have nothing substantial to offer the people - attack

your opponents credibility!

While campaigning use the "Wealth Card" knowing full well that

due to changes in the tax code, that the wealthy lobbied

to have changed, would be like getting blood from a stone.

In that you can't tax the wealthy, increase taxes on what's

left of the middle class. That would make it easier to get

rid of the middle class and insure Marxist Globalization.

Using the "Race Card" and encouraging Illegal Immigration would be a

definite advantage also. You will gain many more votes by doing so.

While running for office, be the perfect husband/wife - once elected

you can begin a secret affair with that young staff member that has

been making goo goo eyes at you!  

Never let your "alligator mouth" overload your "hummingbird butt".

It is highly embarrassing to get caught spouting an untruth.

Be adept at smiling while you are lying to the voters. Never

cross your fingers behind your back while lying - you could be

caught on camera while doing so.

Insure that the microphone is not on after delivering your "Trust

me now - believe me later" campaign speech and that unbelievable "Change

that you can believe in" speech.  You could be caught saying something

that you don't want the voters to know!

It is imperative that immediately after being elected, your only

goal will be to, begin collecting enumerations for your reelection

campaign!

Never let your left hand (the voters) know what your right hand,

(taking payoffs from International corporations/special interest groups),

is doing!

Once elected, keep using your "Reversed Psychology" that you used

on the people to get elected.

Once elected, set up a secret offshore banking account to hide your

enumerations that you got from the International corporations/special

interests for passing laws that would benefit them only!

Be fluent in the language of lawyerese!

When conducting a news conference and a reporter asks a question; reply,

"That's definitely an important question that deserves a definite

answer, I'll take it under advisement and get back to you later;

now, next question please" or use words to that effect.

Sleep during legislation sessions during the day; because, you will be

up all night passing secret laws that will benefit International

corporations/special interest groups!

When saying "Yes" to a bill that will benefit the corporations/special

interests never say, "we have to pass this bill to see whats in it"!

Stress to the voters that it will "benefit them the most", even though it

never will!

Sign on to every "Pesky" people's bill that you know has no chance of

ever being passed!

When one of your constituents has a problem, say to them: "I will take

your problem under advisement, have a committee appointed to study the

problem and get back to you later".  Then do nothing about their problem.

Never get caught laundering money; however, if you are caught use the

excuse that you had a momentary lapse of judgement and never will do

it again.  A biased media will insure that the gullible people will

believe you.

Insure that "Grid Lock" is maintained at all times. By so doing, you

won't have to pass any of those unwanted "Pesky" People bills.

Scream "Congressional Privilege" when caught in a corrupt act.

Bare in mind that your "paid for allegiance" goes to the International

corporations/special interests and not to the people that elected you.

Accomplishing all the above will make you a successful politician!

Out with the old,

In with the new,

Now we are sacrificing,

For a flag colored white and blue;

"AD CAPTANDUM VULGUS"

(In order to capture the Crowd)