1994, we thank you for offering to let us borrow some of your hit bands for our UPC concert this fall, but you can have them back. “Live” and “Collective Soul” have about as much shelf life as the Macarena, a dance you have not yet heard of, but will become enamored with for some time.

Are these the bands that our student activities fees pay for?

Could we not get “Salt-N-Pepa” to reunite for us because Spinderella had a scheduling conflict? Was “Ace of Base” too busy? Had the “C+C Music Factory” shut down and outsourced the funk?

We could go on for pages with these, but we’ll spare you this saunter down the hits of the early Bill Clinton era.

Of course, the best question to ask is can we have our money back, please?

After last spring’s debacle that ended with us not having any concert at all, we hoped that UPC would be able to take that saved money and find us some artists that have had some hits this decade.

It’s not the genre of music we’re taking offense to, it’s the notoriety of the musicians. Everyone on this campus has different tastes in music, and we realize that in planning events for a large group of people, you aren’t going to be able to please everyone.

We know it always seems that we attack the UPC choices every year, but we can all agree that bands like “Live” and “Collective Soul” aren’t up to the measure of former performers like Ludacris and Dierks Bentley. Names like those transcend genres and can generate some sort of response, albeit one of “Oh, I’ve heard of them.” You may not like their style of music, but you’ve at least heard of them.

When we found out that “Live” and “Collective Soul” were the featured bands, many of us asked, “Who’s the headlining band? Are they the warm-up acts?”

“Live” and “Collective Soul” sent us on an office-wide Google search, and even then we still weren’t entirely certain who they were, nor are we now.

At this point, we’re officially more excited about Taylor Hicks collaborating with the AU Marching Band than we are about the fall concert, as is most of the campus. It now promises to be the highlight of the fall entertainment season.

We also are wondering if we got these bands because our concert was bumped up in the yearly schedule. If we had waited to have the concert, could we have gotten better bands? If we could have, UPC, why didn’t we wait?

UPC needs to be good stewards of the money and responsibility that we place in their hands. A campus like Auburn deserves better than the dregs of a “Best of the Mid-’90s” CD collection.

 

-Cliff McCollum, for a majority

of the Editorial Board