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A Pro-Lifer’s Response
When I read Marcus Goff’s guest commentary (‘Pro-life’ a sad misnomer) in last week’s edition of The Auburn Plainsman, I was quite confused. I was at the Students for Life booth the day he talked ...
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No, I Would Not Like To Take Your Survey
Have you had a giant catfish offer you free ice cream today? If you fill out a brief survey in the Student Center consisting of approximately 10 questions about catfish, you can receive your tast...
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Telling the Truth on Tipping
How do you get an Auburn student off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza and don’t forget to tip him. Seriously. Tip me. I’ve been delivering pizzas on these rolling plains for 3 years now and...
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Taking risks still worth it
Close followers of my articles (I’m sure there are many) will remember a column I wrote last October about the whimsical fun of pink hair. Five months of whimsical fun later, I was fed up. Althoug...
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‘I won’t apologize’ for my tastes
Music is my life. It’s probably one of the most overused phrases on a college campus, especially by fratastic bros trying to pick up girls at the bar. However, for some of us, music is in fact th...
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Fasting Should be More Than a Fad
It’s the season for Lent: a proud tradition for many to feel they are giving back to their religious roots. Being a predominantly Christian tradition, whether it’s Eastern or Western Christianity,...
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Making every second count
I used to envy my friends on the outside, friends who didn’t have to worry about late nights at the library, 20-page papers or huge finals. Then I realized I wasn’t seeing the big picture.
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Another redundant drunk bus rant
What’s better than a free campus security shuttle that offers late night transportation to any location on campus? One that doesn’t care about the state of your inebriation.
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New year, new faces, a new hope
A new semester brings about several changes to Auburn University. Several of these are probably things you have grown accustomed to—a slew of new faces, more construction and higher tuition. The u...
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Save the Drama for Your Momma
In college, friends come in many varieties, largely defined by what their purpose is in your life. Some friends are drinking buddies. Similar to vampires, you will never see these people by the li...
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What is Love?
It’s the day of the wedding. The groom smiles as he sees his bride walk down the aisle, and she tears up as her father gives her away. She looks to her groom, then to the priest. But something’s d...
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Well, That was Quick
I know that time flies when you’re having fun, but this is ridiculous. I’ve been at The Plainsman for almost four months, yet it feels like it’s only been a couple of weeks. Now only a couple more...
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I'm Going to Miss This Place
Long story short: I regretted coming to Auburn until I joined The Auburn Plainsman. I don’t wear Sperrys, and I don’t listen to Dave Matthews. I’m from Daytona Beach. Floridians are too busy being...
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