Woe is Auburn: a look at the sky before it starts falling
August 28, 2008 ::A Look into our Magic Crystal Ball
Well, I hate to say it, but Auburn football has officially received the kiss of death for the 2008-2009 season.
No, we haven’t lost all of our starters to injury or been put on probation.
Lee Corso has picked us to win the SEC.
With that in mind, let’s take a look into the grim future lurking on the horizon this season.
Those with high expectations for this year may want to avert their eyes from this column.
We start the year off against Louisiana Monroe, a juggernaut from the Sun Belt conference.
Well, actually they have averaged just five wins a season over the last five years, but that didn’t stop them from embarrassing Alabama so badly that Nick Saban related the loss to Pearl Harbor.
And if a Forbes cover-coach can’t handle them, what chance do we have?
Fortunately we have a couple out-of-conference cupcakes before the train completely derails.
Tennessee-Martin is a D-IAA school who will be our homecoming game, and Southern Miss should be easy enough to handle.

