All right psychos, we've all heard of every cliche thing we're supposed to do while we're here at Auburn - roll Toomer's Corner (awkward), take your picture in front of Samford Hall, graduate, etc. To me, these seem more like watered down guidelines. Below is a list of what you actually need to be checking off your list before your time at Auburn runs out.
Wear a wolf shirt on Wednesdays.
I'm talking graphic tee. I do this religiously and it never fails to make Wednesdays better. If you catch a glimpse of your reflection somewhere on campus and manage not to laugh, you're broken on the inside.
Play Dance Dance Revolution on the bottom floor of the Student Center.
Need I say more?
Steal a drunk bus.
The Plainsman doesn't endorse or condone this, but, I mean, come on....
Spend the night in the library.
Nothing tops watching the sun rise from the windows of RBD, except being at home asleep in your bed. Or doing literally anything other than watching the sun rise from the windows of RBD. That being said, it's a rite of passage, and you can't consider yourself a real Auburn student until you've done it.
While you're there....
Call a number off of someone's leasing advertisement that they've so strategically placed inside the bathroom stall at eye level. If you've posted these before - shame on you. Everyone else - endless opportunities for entertainment await you.
Pretend you're a zombie.
Student zombies were running ramped last Spring and it freaked me the hell out. The closest I've come to one is narrowly missing being mowed down by a zombie warrior on the walk back to my dorm. It seems the object of the game is to avoid them at all costs, but mark my words, I will join their legion.
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