Gentlemen, we have a problem. You need to read this in order to arm yourselves.
I know virtually nothing about engagement rings. All I know is I will have to shell out big bucks for one if I want to get married. How better to express a love that is priceless and intangible by putting a giant, expensive ring on her finger?
This does not qualify me to write an objective review of Tiffany & Co.'s Engagement Ring Finder app. However, I am a man who fears the unfathomably complex mind of the average woman.
Figuring out how women think is about as easy as a colorblind man solving a Rubix Cube. But, if there is one thing I do know, it's identifying the signs that a woman is expecting more out of a relationship than you are.
That is not to say this app does not serve a purpose. For couples who are expecting to tie the knot, this app is wonderful.
It provides users with the resources to find a ring they will love equally as long as they will love their partner, and maybe even afterward.
This app's easy-to-use interface allows couples to effortlessly browse through Tiffany & Co.'s many ring options.
With 10 different diamond shapes, five different stone settings, an option of platinum or gold bands and many of Tiffany's premade designs, this app provides users with a plethora of way to design an engagement ring that couples will surely love forever.
Now, I don't know this for a fact, but isn't there something special about going to the jewelry store and trying on rings? Or did all those chick flicks I've been forced to sit though lie? I really don't know.
If this is true, the ability to Photoshop rings onto your hand takes away from that experience. This removes some of the luster that rings are intended to provide to the engagement process.
The ability to share the rings you have made through social media also dampens the mystique of engagement.
Gentlemen, if you see this app on a woman's phone and she is not in a relationship, run away.
Let me explicitly show the steps that must be taken to make this app acceptable: Dating, love, Tiffany & Co.'s Engagement Ring Finder app download, engagement, marriage.
If a woman is dating and has this app, then that probably means she is expecting you to propose. That is fine, unless that is not what you are aiming for.
To the ladies who have this app and are not dating: Please delete this app and hold off until a man is fortunate enough to propose to you. Having this app is counterproductive to becoming engaged and the engagement process.
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