For many, childhood can be defined by Lunchables, Beanie Babies and rectangular pizza. But, those whose parents didn't mind questionable humor, sat down on vibrant-leather beanbags and unbearable uncomfortable plastic princess and superhero chairs to watch a little yellow character live his life under the deep blue sea.
Spongebob Squarepants and his crew have been making us laugh since 1999. Just the other day, a fellow college student said, "Soiled it, soiled it, soiled it," in reference to the memorable episode, "The Algae's Always Greener."
What slips the mind of many Spongebob fans is the many lessons that goofy sponge has taught his watchers. Here is just a few of those quality life lessons.
1. How to avoid ripping our pants.
2.How to spell F-U-N and C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E.
3. How to blow bubbles.
4. How to avoid hooks.
5. How to fail a driving test.
6. How not to deliver a pizza.
7. How to be a teacher's pet.
8. How to stay optimistic, no matter what.
9. How to flip burgers.
10. How to value your friends, even when they are cranky.
11. How to tolerate terrible clarinet music.
12. How to care for your pet.
13. How to write a paper.
14. How to pull off a last minute concert in the dome.
15. How to dress for success.
16. How to do the whack.
17. How to keep a secret.
18. How to conquer your fears and survive the Hash-Slinging-Slasher.
19. How to be a Goofy Goober.
20. How to let your inner child out.
21. How to save your city from "The Worm."
22. How to accept others for their differences.
23. How to prevent a Sea Bear attack.
24. How to keep your language respectful around others.
25. How to live in a pineapple under the sea.
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