Based on the advertisements my friends and I were inundated with, our new scoreboard was financed by Regions, and Built Ford Tough out of Yellawood with some steel from Hyundai.
Some oil from Chevron (with Techron) was used in the manufacturing process, but none leaked and damaged the Forever Wild lands of Alabama.
Thanks to our vision coverage from Blue Cross Blue Shield of Alabama, we were able to watch the Zaxby's play of the game while we drank Coke Zero, ate Golden Flake chips, and dreamed of having some Jim & Nicks BBQ tomorrow after church.
This is the most distracting and obnoxious thing we could have spent a fortune on, and they seem to need to advertise every second of the game to afford the electricity for it.
-Zach Thornton
Graduate student in English language and arts education
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