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Kevin Saucier / Opinions Editor


The Auburn Plainsman
Opinion

An emergency room visit featuring awkward jokes, irony and X-rays

Maybe some nursing students can help me out with this.I want to know about the standard procedure for small talk with patients, specifically if you are taught that the stock answer for when a patient greets you and asks how you are doing is "Better than you!"I had three staff members at the East Alabama Medical Center give me that same exact joke when I was getting X-rayed recently for what turned out to be a broken clavicle.I imagine that if this line of dialogue is in a text book somewhere, there's probably a disclaimer stating, "Do not use this for any patient suffering an injury more serious than a broken clavicle.

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